Archive | September 2014

White Trash Wednesday: 3 Meth Heads Freak Out and Throw a Toilet Out the Window #WTW

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Huffington: The Jackson County Sheriff’s Office responded last Sunday after reports that three people were screaming out of a home, claiming to have been taken hostage. WMBB reports that authorities arrived at the residence and were told that the three supposed victims — 18-year-old Madison Douglas, 21-year-old Damian Hines, and 30-year-old Matthew McDaniel — had been taken hostage for several hours. They were also told the supposed hostages were shot at in the home. Police soon discovered that the group had in fact hallucinated while on meth. Douglas said she had been stabbed by a suspect, but authorities said she had only a light scratch on her abdomen that was self-inflicted. Numerous windows were shot out and holes were shot in the walls. They completely removed a large rear window from the house on the second floor and threw the bathroom sink at the imaginary attackers. Chunks of sheetrock, wood, firearm parts, and anything they could tear out of the residence was thrown outside including the toilet, which was ripped from the floor. In total, more than $10,000 damage was done to the residence.

Florida is Back!!! Only thing they are good for is Beach Trips and White Trash Wednesday. Florida is the “Alabama Fan” of States. They are just so easy to make fun of. I mean stories like this happen on the regular. Just 3 Floridians fucked out of their minds on Meth. I know if I was a Meth Head freaking the fuck out thinking I was being taken hostage, I would head straight to the bathroom and start ripping shit apart and throw it out the windows. I mean, they must’ve had some super human Meth Head strength to just rip up a sink and toilet and toss them into the yard. That’s normal right? Fucking Meth…Fucking Florida.

Crazy Ass Prank Kids at it Again…Stepping on Jordans

Well in case it wasn’t enough to walk around the hood and ask dudes if they want to buy guns, or snatch their phones, or say “What Up Neighbor”. These fucking idiots took it to a Whole new level. Stepping on dudes Jordan’s!! Man you could slap these dude mom’s and get away with it before you can step on their J’s. Every single time they get their ass kicked. I don’t know how much $$ these kids make by making these videos but Shit. Hope its enough to pay for their funerals. I can’t believe they have made it this far. Stepping on a Brotha’s J’s…that just suicidal.

Rough Football Weekend For The Palmetto State

AAAHHHH!!!! That’s my sigh of relief after the 1st week of College Football. And as always it didn’t disappoint…unless your a fan of South Carolina or Clemson. Rough opening weekend for the Palmetto State. Thursday, the 1st SEC Network football game, South Carolina got fucking DRILLED by Kenny “The Thrill” Hill and Texas A&M in their 1st Post Johnny Football game. South Carolina was 10 point favorites vs the Aggies and from the initial drive by A&M, South Carolina was behind. Kenny Hill came in and said Johnny Fucking who?!! Breaking the A&M single game passing record for yards with 511. Welcome to the scene young buck.

Gamecock starting QB Dylan Thompson played really well with 366 yds passing and 4 TD and Star RB Mike Davis was very limited with injured ribs. Even with a health Davis, no way he makes up for all those points. South Carolina’s D was nonexistent. A&M looked like they were playing against Skeleton Defense. Gamecocks better figure it out this week against East Carolina because they have to play UGA in 2 weeks.

The other Palmetto State team, Clemson, looked good for the first 1/2. The second 1/2 they got completely Mollywhopped by the Dawgs. UGA’s core of Beast Mode Running Backs ran ALL OVER Clemson’s D. Led by Heisman Candidate Todd “TG3” Gurley’s 293 All Purpose Yards including a 100 yard Kick off return. Both Freshmen, Sony Michel and Nick Chubb, didn’t disappoint either. Michel showed his speed and quickness getting to and turning the corners. Chubb looked like a Man among boys, let alone a true freshman. Chubb is a BEAST and will be for years to come. Kid has speed and power. TG3 stole the show though. After only 4 carries in the 1st half, that had Georgia fans asking “What the Fuck”, Gurley made his presence known and solidified himself as the Best RB in College Football.

But everyone knew what to expect from Gurley. The unexpected and what every UGA fan wanted to see was Jeremy Pruitt’s Defense. The 1st half was a little shaky, but the 2nd half was one of the most dominant Defensive displays you will see. The Dawgs D held Clemson to 15 yards the 2nd half. 15 YARDS. Total. Clemson got 1…one first down the 2nd half. The Dawgs came out and used a Dime Defense on 3rd downs and brought pressure from any and everywhere. Linebacker Leonard Floyd wrecked havoc and will be a household name very soon. If the Dawgs D can keep this up, they will be a very, very tough team to beat.

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