SEC 2014 Predictions: TIGERS Finishing 4th

4th in the East: MISSOURI TIGERS

Mizzou shocked pretty much everyone last season by winning the SEC East. If they repeat this year, I’ll shit a fucking brick. The Tigers lost A LOT on D, a 3 year starter at QB, and stud receiver. Luckily for Missouri, that 3 year starting QB, James Franklin, was often injured. This gave now Starting QB Matty Mauk some good experience. Mauk will put up some really good numbers this season even without their best WR. Dorial Green Beckham is a great talent but a serious fucking knucklehead. He is now Oklahoma’s problem. Missouri will be in the middle of the pack this season in the SEC. How about these Lineman Twerking at Practice? Insert your own Michael Sam joke.

PREDICTION: 8-4 (4-4 in SEC)

Wiggle wiggle wiggle #Mizzou #OLine

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4th in the West: LSU TIGERS

This was a tough one for me. It was between LSU and Ole Miss for the 3 and 4 spot. I just have a feeling this will a down year for the Tigers. They lost a 3,000 yard passer, 1400 yard rusher, and 2 1100 yard receivers to the NFL. That’s a kick to the balls. You don’t just bounce back from that. Even with the top RB recruit in Leonard Fournette, who will be a stud. It’s 2 weeks before the season starts and they still don’t know who will start at QB. They will still win the games they are suppose to especially at home. But I think they struggle against Bama, Auburn, and on the road at Ole Miss and Florida. I would love to play for Les Miles btw. Watch the video below. He just got me fucking pumped sitting on my couch writing this. Makes me want to run through a wall. Nah I’m just gonna stay my lazy ass on the couch. Les will need a lot of these speeches to work this season in a tough West.

PREDICTION: 8-4 (4-4 in SEC)



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