White Trash Wednesday: Florida Women Arrested for Shoplifting Lobster Tails #WTW

Nichole Ann Reed, 30, is accused of stealing 11 lobster tails by sticking them in her pants.

Huffington – I think I just found Famous Jameis Winston’s soul mate. They can be the fucking Bonnie and Clyde of jacking Shellfish. At least Jameis was going to eat the crab legs. This dirty, skanky, disgusting, white trash bitch said she was planning on trading the Lobster Tails for either a Chinese Buffet meal or some Prescription PKs. Yeah right bitch. You ain’t fooling nobody. You know, I know, we all know you weren’t trading Lobster Tails for Chinese Dog Buffet. You had your  dead black meth eyes set on some PKs. I mean that’s probably a fair trade.

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