Braves Release Dan Uggla

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After weeks of speculation, the Atlanta Braves have reportedly made the move that fans have been begging for, and have decided to release struggling 2B Dan Uggla.

As a Braves fan, I’m thrilled. As someone who understands business, I’m irate – the Braves still owe this pile of shit $13 million in salary for NEXT SEASON.

But, at the end of the day, I’m sure this will be a relief to all parties involved. Uggla hit a putrid .179 last year and was somehow doing even worse this year, hitting just .162 before being demoted to a bench role. He never even got a hit as a pinch hitter.

Good luck, Dan – it’s been real fun watching you miss sliders by 18 inches over the last few years.

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