Rory McIlroy Hits Golf Ball Very, Very, Very Far
Sure, this was likely wind-aided, and downhill, and in Scotland, but HOLY FUCKING SHIT 436 YARDS IS ABSOLUTELY MURDERED.
We’ve all shanked drives that don’t get beyond the ladies tee, and heard some asshole inevitably say, “gotta play the rest of the round with your dick out.” Here, Rory should play the rest of the round with his dick out, and make his playing partner blow him while he’s at it. If I ever hit a drive that sniffed 400 yards, I’d play the rest of the round without fucking pants on.
This monster tee shot was hit so far, even the cameraman had trouble finding it. And those guys on the green? I’m sure they all whispered a collective “holy shit” after seeing the ball trickle on. Too bad those lame announcers didn’t show any excitement.
Not sure what got into Rory on this one…but it might have something to do with his new girlfriend. Caroline Who?