Archive | July 10, 2014

Rory McIlroy Hits Golf Ball Very, Very, Very Far


Sure, this was likely wind-aided, and downhill, and in Scotland, but HOLY FUCKING SHIT 436 YARDS IS ABSOLUTELY MURDERED.

We’ve all shanked drives that don’t get beyond the ladies tee, and heard some asshole inevitably say, “gotta play the rest of the round with your dick out.”  Here, Rory should play the rest of the round with his dick out, and make his playing partner blow him while he’s at it. If I ever hit a drive that sniffed 400 yards, I’d play the rest of the round without fucking pants on.

This monster tee shot was hit so far, even the cameraman had trouble finding it. And those guys on the green? I’m sure they all whispered a collective “holy shit” after seeing the ball trickle on. Too bad those lame announcers didn’t show any excitement.

Not sure what got into Rory on this one…but it might have something to do with his new girlfriend. Caroline Who?


Michael Irvin Calls Out Cris Carter…Pretty Much Calls Him a Bitch

During a recent radio interview with Dan Le Batard, Michael Irvin addressed the future of Cleveland Browns receiver Josh Gordon, and specifically, recent commentary from Hall of Fame receiver and current annoying asshole Cris Carter.

Carter recently implied that because getting cut by the Eagles early in his career helped him end his drug addiction, it logically follows that getting cut by the Browns will also be best for Gordon’s career.

Irvin felt that Carter was out of line.

“[I] thought that was a bit irresponsible of [Cris] to make the comment about releasing Josh Gordon,” Irvin said, via Broward/Palm Beach New Times. “You know, what works for Cris, when we’re talking about true recovery, may not work for the other, so you can’t make a blanket statement and just say, ‘Worked for me, it’ll work for him,’ because that’s not necessarily the truth and I thought it was a bit irresponsible. We have to be very careful in this position, given the situation where you’re trying to help people, you’re truly trying to help people and then also turn around, saying ‘I’m mentoring and I’m helping, I’m helping.’ The people start thinking that you have insight on the situation or the issue or the problem so when you come out and make those kinds of comments and you’re not in his sessions with his professional help, you don’t know what’s going on in those sessions, then you’re being irresponsible. I was a bit disappointed Cris Carter made that statement.”

The meat of the story came when Irvin told Le Batard that Carter also once instructed Irvin’s wife to divorce him.

“He said to my wife — he said to my wife, ‘You know, Michael would never come out of this problem until you leave him. Till you leave him.’ For years, I’ve held it — I’ve never shared that with anybody. I’ve never in my life shared that with anybody. I was so irked with Cris because he was out of line then. His ass is out of line now. He is out of line,” Irvin said.

Fuck Cris Carter. Seriously, who in the fuck gave him the right to walk up to another man’s wife and tell her that she should file for divorce? I’m shocked that Irvin didn’t stab this piece of shit back in the day when he was cracked out of his mind. There are certain things in life that you just don’t do, and fucking with a man’s marriage is one of them.

Another Prank in the Hood Goes Terribly Wrong

I honestly can’t get enough of these videos. Now I’m just waiting for one of these dip shits to get a cap in their ass. I said it last week that these kids must have a death wish. Well that wish almost came through here. These brothas ain’t fucking around. These fucktard kids from the burbs have no business being in the “hood”, let alone asking these brothas if they need a gun. Like the last kid said, “nah I already got one motherfucka”. I’m pretty sure we won’t be seeing many more of these videos cause someone is gonna die. And I’m actually ok with that. The law of averages says their time is about up. We’ve all heard the saying “When you play with fire, you’ll get burned”. Well When you fuck with dudes in the hood, you’ll get murt.