White Trash Wednesday: Florida Woman Did What???

Luonna Goldstein

This one might be the best yet…

According to tcpalm.com, 45-year-old Luonna Goldstein was arrested following a traffic stop in Fort Pierce, Florida on suspicion of DUI.

What gave it away?

When asked for her drivers license, Goldstein handed over a DVD, repeatedly tried to start her car, despite the fact that it was already running, and then attempted to kiss the officer upon exiting the vehicle.

She later blew a .249 on the breath test, more than three times the legal limit.

When questioned by the officer about her alcohol consumption, Goldstein, a caucasian who was driving a 1997 Pontiac, continuously responded, “Nigga please. Nigga please.”

Perhaps the officer thought it was a Cadillac.

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