Johnny Football Rolling up $20 Bill in the Bathroom…Toot Toot!!
Oh Johnny Football don’t “BLOW” it. Yep had to throw that Pun in there. I’m not saying, I’m just saying. God I hope Johnny Football isn’t dabbing in the nose candy. Holy shit could you imaging the fucking shit storm that would cause? I mean Johnny Football is a trend setter. Maybe he’s coming up with a new way to carry his money. I mean, I’ve never seen anyone roll up a bill (in a bathroom) unless they are about to blow a line. I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt though because he can’t be that fucking stupid. Monday’s are now turning into “What did Johnny Football Do over the Weekend”. He’s poppin bottles in Houston with Floatable Swans. He’s in Vegas with Gronk. He’s taking Selfies with Money Mayweather and Dickbag Bieber. And now he’s rolling up bills in the bathroom. At this rate, someone will find him in an alley in Tijuana getting ass raped outside a Donkey Show before training camp even starts. I’m all for Johnny Football living his life and partying like a rock star but he has to stay off Social Media for a while and pay a buddy to keep people from flashing pics of him in the pisser.