White Trash Wednesday: Florida Man asks Geek Squad to Transfer Kiddie Porn to New Computer

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A Florida man was arrested after purchasing a new laptop at Best Buy. Wait, what?

According to NBC News out of Boynton Beach, Florida, it turns out that 38-year-old Jason Schrager bought a new Mini Mac, and then asked the Geek Squad to transfer over the data from four laptops.

The catch? The four laptops contained more than 20 photos of young girls in sexual poses.

Detectives said a forensic examination of the computers uncovered multiple searches for child pornography along with the photos of girls ages 6 to 11. Shrager was charged with 10 counts of possession, police said.

Jesus. What a dipshit. Here’s how I imagine this went down:

Schrager: “Yeah, uh, can you fellers put the stuff on these computers on to that new one right there?”

Geek Squad Guy: “Of course, sir. I’d be happy to.”

Schrager: “Even the pictures?”

Geek Squad Guy: “Yes sir, the pictures will be easy. Here, I’ll show you how it’s do—….WHOA! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

Schrager: “Oh, that there’s my niece. We play dress up all the time.”

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