Archive | July 2014

2014 USA Today Coaches Poll Released…SEC Dominates


USA Today released their Preseason Coaches Poll today with defending champ Florida State taking the #1 spot. This obviously no surprise at all. The fact that the SEC has half (7) of its teams in the top 25 shouldn’t be a surprise either. Alabama came in at #2, defending SEC Champ Auburn Tigers at 5, and South Carolina at 9 were the teams in the top 10. UGA got the #12 spot just above LSU at 13 and Ole Miss and A&M are 19 and 20 respectively. Missouri, Florida and Miss State were 3 of the 1st 4 left out which means after week 1 win the SEC could have 10 teams in the top 25. Obviously these preseason polls don’t mean dick but to me it means the start of the season is right around the corner. 4 Weeks from today South Carolina and Texas A&M kick off the season. Can’t Wait!!

“A Man’s Guide to Women”- The Most Accurate Video on the Internet

This video is well worth the 7 minutes. The Hot Crazy Matrix is on point. When I have a son, forget talking the Bird’s and the Bee’s, I’m breaking out this video and making him watch it. The “No Go Zone” is 100%. Too bad most of us guys have crossed that line but hopefully if was a Slump Busting situation or we had some serious beer goggles on. When dude got to the “Danger Zone” I lost it. Red Heads, Strippers, girls named Tiffany, and Hair Dressers. And watch out for those Tranny’s fellas.

Homeboy With a Stellar Roof Jump

Yeah I know we’ve all seen the GoPro videos of people doing crazy shit. Sky Diving, Cliff Jumping, Mountain Biking that make us all say, Holy Shit!! This wasn’t quite as extreme as some others but I was just as impressed. Not only did he drop 20 feet or so, but he did it into a slide, onto a sloped roof top, off the roof to the spiral metal staircase, and stick the fucking landing. Props Bro!! Pretty bad ass for a douchey parkour thing. I don’t have the balls to jump over a puddle.

Auburn and Clemson Announce Home and Home Series

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War Damn Tigers!!! A little Tiger on Tiger action. Auburn and Clemson have agreed to a Home and Home series for 2016 in Auburn and 2017 in Clemson. As a Georgia Fan, I love playing Clemson. The campuses are about and hr or 2 away from each other and it has become somewhat of a rivalry. I hate that we can’t get that game on the schedule every year but I get why. If there is any team outside the SEC that I’d like to join it would be Clemson. They have a fun game day Atmosphere and great stadium and tradition the rivals most SEC schools. This Auburn v Clemson matchup should be good early season watching. I respect teams that schedule tough out conference opponents. Fuck I can’t wait for football season. 29 DAYS!!!!


Dude Gets Knocked Out of Million Dollar Buy in Poker Tourney, Pocket Rockets vs Pocket Rockets

At first I was like poor guy, what a terrible beat. Then I thought, Fuck That.  If you can afford a Million Dollar Buy in tourney it probably doesn’t matter. Sure any bad beat in poker will make you fucking sick, but fuck this guy. He’s a professional poker player. I have no sympathy for him. I’m sure he’s taken just a much money from others on worse hands. I’d feel worse for the Average Joe who bets his kids college fund on a hand like this and loses. Because the Average Joe would probably leave the table and go hang himself. This guys probably just went to the closest buffet and ate away his sorrows and entered the next high stakes tournament he could find.

White Trash Wednesday: Florida Women Arrested for Shoplifting Lobster Tails #WTW

Nichole Ann Reed, 30, is accused of stealing 11 lobster tails by sticking them in her pants.

Huffington – I think I just found Famous Jameis Winston’s soul mate. They can be the fucking Bonnie and Clyde of jacking Shellfish. At least Jameis was going to eat the crab legs. This dirty, skanky, disgusting, white trash bitch said she was planning on trading the Lobster Tails for either a Chinese Buffet meal or some Prescription PKs. Yeah right bitch. You ain’t fooling nobody. You know, I know, we all know you weren’t trading Lobster Tails for Chinese Dog Buffet. You had your  dead black meth eyes set on some PKs. I mean that’s probably a fair trade.

Florida QB Catches a Football While Doing a Backflip

Florida Gator QB of the future is pretty athletic. Freshman Quarterback Will Grier shows off his athleticism by snagging a ball in Mid Back Flip. Not gonna lie, thats pretty impressive. Especially for a Quarterback, and Especially for a White Boy. Hey if he sucks at QB I’m sure they can find another spot for him. Bet Tim Tebow’s bitch ass couldn’t do that.

Oregon QB Marcus Mariota Has a Killer Class Schedule this Fall…Golf & Yoga!!

Golf and Yoga?!! Oh to be a starting QB for a major D1 program. This dude probably has the best life of any “Student-Athlete” in the game right now. He’s a Heisman Trophy Candidate for a perennial Top 10 team. Has the freshest Jerseys and Team Gear in the Nation. Has a multi-million dollar insurance policy on himself. He’s taking Golf and Yoga as his only classes this fall. And he’s probably smashing every co-ed in that Yoga Class. Genius!!! Yep that’s the life. Props to Mariota who completed his degree in the Spring. No wonder he came back for another season.

Will Muschamp and a Classy Gator Broad

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This Shirts is so Florida. “I (heart) Big Sacks and a Gator D”. Yeah I bet you do mamma. This is the definition of Gator Class. Come November 1st, UGA will be giving the Gator’s the “D” Dawgystyle. Football Season can’t come quick enough!!

Probably Not the Best Way to Go Off the High Dive

Happy Monday!! This should brighten the start to the work week. I mean shit, she didn’t die so she is fair game to make fun of right? I personally laughed my ass off when I saw the video. I know most normal people would be like “Oh My God that poor girl. I hope she’s okay”. Nope not me. My first though was “OH SHIT!!! She just went Greg Louganis off the high dive. Dumb ass Chick. BAHAHAHAHA”.