Bahahahaha!! Didn’t see that one coming. Couple of house wives shooting the shit during a play date pick up and BAM!! Rubbery Pink light-saber and a Mechanical Ass Tickling Sai. ON GUARD!! Love the look on the mother’s faces. Pure terror. Yeah so the lesson is Dad’s lock up your guns and Mom’s lock up your Dildos. I’m not sure which one is more dangerous actually. Smells like a light-saber.
First off let me start by saying I’m not a Huge LeBron fan. I am in fact a Huge basketball fan. And there is no denying LBJ is the best player on the planet. I think he could literally go to any team in the league and be a title contender within a year or 2. He’s that good. There is no other player in the NBA that can have that kind of impact. Also, if he were to leave Miami, which I don’t think he’ll do, he would an idiot to leave the Eastern Conference because there is too much competition in the West. So Pick a team? I’ll pick the 5 highest Lottery Teams from the East and list their top players who LeBron could play along side of. Some of these teams could make it next year. A couple other would maybe be another year or another player away.
Lebron, Kyrie, Andrew Wiggins, Dion Waiters, Spencer Hawes, Tristan Thompson
Lebron, Jabari Parker, Larry Sanders, Greak Freak, OJ mayo, Brandon Knight
Lebron, Oladipo, Aaron Gordon, Tobias Harris, Jameer Nelson, Elfrid Payton and possibly Melo or Love
Lebron, MCW, Noel, Embiid, Thadius Young, should’ve drafted Zach Levine or kept Poyton, and need Melo or Love
Lebron, Rondo, Kelly O, Jeff Green, Marcus Smart, James Young, Sullinger, Gerald Wallace, Bring in Kevin Love