Archive | June 24, 2014

Croatian and Mexican Fans Brawl in the Stands

That’s what I’m fucking talking about. Why haven’t there been more fights in the stands during the World Cup? I figured every game would feature a brawl. Shit, Philadelphia fans fight the opposing fans just for the hell of it. The fight was okay, no one got dropped from what we can see. Just some scrappy Mexicans and a few “Snatch” looking Pikey’s throwing a few blows in the 100 section. Security should’ve let this one go. That would’ve been a hell of a fight. Neither side would’ve ever quit. Winner gets a new Caravan. Best part of the video is dude smoking the heater. I’m sure he had that thing hanging out of his lips like a mechanic while he’s throwing haymakers. Fight gets stopped, go back to puffing on that cig my man. Hardo!!

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Dumbass Criminal Award Goes To…

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ABC News – A Minnesota man has become people’s exhibit No. 1 for why a life of crime and a social media habit don’t mix. Nick Wig was arrested Thursday after allegedly breaking into a home in Dakota County, south of Minneapolis, authorities said. His undoing, they said, was that he logged into his Facebook account on homeowner James Wood’s computer and forgot to log out. “This is a first case in Dakota County in which a suspected burglar left his Facebook profile on the computer screen of the victim’s computer,” Monica Jensen, spokesperson for the Dakota County Attorney’s Office told ABC News today. Wood got home Thursday morning and found his front door had been unlocked and an outer screen had been removed from a window of his house, according to the criminal complaint. Wood told authorities that missing items included cash, a checkbook, credit cards, keys and a watch. He also told police that someone had used his computer to log onto the Facebook page of “Nick Dub,” later identified as Nick Wig. On the floor near the computer lay a pile of soaking wet shoes and jeans that did not belong to Wood or his son, Wood told police. Later that morning, as Wood was driving in the neighborhood, Wood spotted a man on the street that looked like the man in the Facebook page photos and contacted authorities. When officers apprehended Wig, he was wearing a watch that matched the description of the one taken in the burglary, police said. Wig told officers that he was going to give everything back, according to the criminal complaint. As Wig emptied his pockets of car keys and an iPod shuffle, Wood identified both items as belonging to him, authorities said. Wig later admitted to entering Wood’s home and taking the property reported stolen, authorities said. He also admitted logging into his Facebook page using Wood’s computer. Wig has been charged with burglary in the second degree, a felony, authorities said. If convicted, he faces up to 10 years in jail and up to $20,000 in fines. Wig’s bail was set at $25,000 without conditions and $12,000 with conditions of release, which include no contact with the victim and no alcohol or controlled substance use, authorities said. His next court appearance has been set for July 15, indicating he has a public defender but it is unclear who has been named yet.

How Stupid can you possibly be? Don’t most people when they break into a house try and get the shit they want and then GET THE FUCK OUT? Nope not this dip shit. I guess ol “Nick Dub” thought he would grab some cash, a watch, maybe a Credit Card or two, and then Update his Facebook Status. Nothing like accepting a friend request in the middle of committing a B&E. Hey Nick Dub ever heard of a SmartPhone? Heard they have apps now for Facebook and you can do it from your phone. Maybe remember that next time.

 

Luis Suarez Just Chowing Down on an Opponents Arm…No Big Deal

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Suarez is apparently a serial biter. Shit he might be a Cannibal. Imaging what he does to corn on the cob. Look at those fucking Chompers?!! Of Course he’s biting the shit out of people. Aren’t we all taught from a young age to Use What We’ve Got? He’s good at soccer, Check. He has a grill made for biting, Check. Dude looks like a motherfucking Beaver. I mean look at him chomp down on this poor Italians Shoulder. Maybe he smelled like Lasagna.

 

What did the 5 Fingers Say to the Face?

SLAP!!! COLD BLOODED!! I’m usually not a fan of these goofy ass “experiments” that people do to get a viral video. And I feel that’s what most of them are. They did one a little while back about strangers kissing and shit and that was fucking weird. This one though was pretty intriguing. I’d get in on this. Shit…getting to open hand PIMP slap someone in the face. Yeah sign my ass up. I don’t care if they get to do it to me too. I’m not sure if I’ve ever been slapped before, but I’d take one to the kisser if it meant I got to rare back and do it myself. I would 100% tell the Rick James joke before I swung though.

Auburn Fans Will Never Quit Trolling Bama…And I Love It

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If in 20 years Auburn fans are still trolling the shit out of Alabama about the 0:01 play, I’ll be ok with it. I mean why they fuck not? This play will eat at Alabama fans for eternity. It’s by far the craziest ending to any football game and it happened in one of the most hated rivalries in sports. I think Auburn should have the play on loop for the entire game everytime Bama comes to Jordan-Hare. Milk that shit. TROLL ON AUBURN, TROLL ON!!

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LeBron opts out of Contract…Here we go again

Son of a Bitch. Here we go again. I guess I won’t be watching SportsCenter all fucking summer. I swear to god if Brett Favre comes out of retirement I’m going to flip my shit and kill errbody in the bitch. Listen, I LOVE the fact that Lebron may be leaving Miami and “taking his talents” to wherever the hell he chooses. I can’t wait for all these piece of shit bandwagon Heat fans to have to cheer for Minnesota or Washington and act like they’ve been fans for years. Not that he’ll go to either pf those teams but that would be awesome. No matter where he goes, the team will be an automatic contender because he’s the best player on the planet and makes people like Mario Chalmers, Norris Cole, and “Boobie” Gibson look decent when in actuality they belong on their local “Y” team.

Honestly though, I want LeBron to have another “Decision” announcement. I want ESPN and all their “Insiders” to guarantee that he’s going back to Cleveland and have LBJ shit on them again. Holy Shit, Cleveland would literally put a hit out for Bron Bron.