Bleacher Report – While participating in pre-NBA draft interviews with teams, prospects will get asked some unusual questions. Those questions may not be relevant to basketball, but teams like to see how a player will respond. One team apparently gave former Michigan star Nik Stauskas something to think about with one of its questions: Would he rather win Rookie of the Year or Party/Tour with Justin Bieber?
What kind of question is that? I’m sure it was one of many that they asked but really? I get it, they want to see how mature he is and if he likes to party and shit like that. Fuck that. I’m probably giving to much credit to some of the dumb assess that go through the pre-draft process, but what do they think the answer would be? How about ask if they would rather party with Justin Bieber or Leonardo DiCaprio? That’ll tell you more about a kid. And if their answer is the Biebs, the GM or whoever asking should be able to then kick the prospect square in the dick. YEP, FULL ON PUNT STYLE KICK RIGHT IN THE DICK. I’m so tired of hearing about that bratty punk ass piece of shit Justin Bieber. Speaking of kicking in the dick, I would do just about anything to kick that fuck boy right in the jimmy.
That brings me to a question though. If you could party with one Sports AND one Entertainment Celebrity for a night who would it be?
I’m going with…
Tennessean – Prosecutors presented enough evidence to send the case of a Hendersonville man accused of shooting and then decapitating his father-in-law in February to a grand jury, Sumner County General Sessions Court Judge James Hunter ruled on Thursday. Sandie Calvert, 42, was charged with first-degree murder on Feb. 14 after calling Sumner County Sheriff’s Office deputies to his home on Patton Lane. When they arrived, authorities discovered the body of James Hudgins, 68, wrapped in plastic in the driveway. Hudgins’ head was severed and placed between his legs. Lt. Chris Tarlecky testified that Calvert told him he called Hudgins to help him jump-start his motorcycle. Calvert told Tarlecky that when Hudgins arrived, he opened the door to his truck thinking his son-in-law was handing him a rifle. Instead, Calvert shot Hudgins. He then said he cut his father-in-law’s head off “because he hates a snake and that’s the only way you kill a snake,” according to Tarlecky. Hunter set an arraignment date for July 25. The judge also denied bond for Calvert a second time. He remains in the Sumner County Jail.
No Shit?!! I know the judicial system has its flaws but pretty sure this is a no brainer. He probably would’ve been denied bond just based on the shooting part but when he decided to cut his father-in-law’s fucking head off pretty much sealed that deal. I’ve heard plenty of in-law horror stories but shit. This dude is a bonafide lunatic. Cutting the man’s head off because “he’s a snake and that’s how you kill a snake”. CooCoo!! The father-in-law goes over to the house thinking he’s doing the son a solid and he’s welcomed by a rifle wielding nut job who also wants to off his head. And what kind of dirt bag lawyer would even ask for bond? He shouldn’t even get a trial. Lock his ass up in a dungeon.
The Raw – A man in Macon, Georgia accidentally shot himself in the penis while attempting to holster his gun last week. According to WMAZ Channel 13, the man was parked at a gas station and was attempting to put away the .45 caliber pistol when it discharged, striking him in the groin. The man immediately drove to a friend’s house. According to police, the victim dropped his pants to find that he had shot himself in the penis and that the bullet had exited his body through the buttocks. As he disrobed, the spent round fell to the floor. The victim was driven to the Coliseum Northside hospital by a friend, then transferred to the Medical Center of Central Georgia.
Well you don’t see this everyday. OUCH!! I’m not sure whether to call this guy a fucking moron or a fucking champ. I mean dude SHOT HIMSELF IN THE DICK. Got in his car. Drove to a friends. And then “discovered’ that he had indeed SHOT HIMSELF IN THE DICK. Did he not realize that the gun went off and now he has a burning feeling in his crotch and it’s bleeding all over the place. I’m sorry, I’m bypassing my buddies place and headed straight to the ER. Unless the friend is a doctor who can fix him up or a smoking hot chick who will apply pressure, I’m not stopping for a motherfucking thing. I can just imaging what his buddy was thinking when he showed up.
Friend: “Hey [guy who shot his dick off], bout time you showed up. Want a beer?”
Guy who shot his dick off: Nah I’m good, I could use a some vodka, a towel, and some needle and thread though.
Friend: Needle and thread?
Guy who shot his dick off: Oh I was at the curb store down the street and shot my dick off holstering my gun. You know typical Tuesday. Figured I’d come here and stitch it up.