Last Night I came across a Bleacher Report Article where they listed their Top 10. I liked most of it but of course had my own opinions on it. That and it’s a slow ass day in sports and news. So instead of redoing their list, I decided to pick the best players from each SEC school in the BCS Era. I mean I can only do so many World Cup posts and I feel maxed out already at 2. So with that being said, lets get back to FOOTBALL. Lets get the comment section going on this one!!
It wouldn’t be right for her to live in any other state.
Florida is a nice place to visit. From virtually anywhere in the Southeast, you can hop in your car and be at a Florida beach in a matter of hours. A visit to Panama City Beach is a right of passage for any teen growing up in the region. Tampa has a strip club on every block, Orlando has Disney World, and Miami has topless beaches. Great place, right?
Let’s not kid ourselves. Florida is the fucking armpit of the United States. You can spot a Florida guy from a mile away…the leathery skin, the yellow gold necklace, the frosted tips, the Tommy Bahama head-to-toe wardrobe, and somewhere (it never fails) there is a Florida Gators logo within arms length. I’ve ran into these unmistakeable assholes in foreign countries for fuck sake. And the women. No matter how attractive they are in their youth, they will undoubtedly end up looking like this.
Stay tuned for more Florida hate. I’ve got a hunch it will pick up quite a bit in the fall.