South African Debo’s Bike
“It’ll be like it’s both ours we’ll just keep it at my house”
There’s nothing worse than an asshole on a bike. Those fuckers get in your way when you drive, piss off pedestrians in large cities, wear nut-hugging spandex, and as Lance Armstrong has taught us, are generally unlikeable slimeballs with a false sense of entitlement. I’ve never met a bicycle enthusiast whom I didn’t consider a homosexual. But damn, this guy got ROBBED AT GUNPOINT in a fucking enchanted forest!
“That’s my bike punk!”