Archive | June 2014

Little Marlins Fan Gets Down!!!

So I’ll be the 10 zillionth person to repost this Vine Video, but it is too good to pass. This kid completely murdered it. All he wanted was to make it on the Jumbo Tron and he didn’t disappoint when he did. That’s how you capitalize on an opportunity. What I love most about it is it came straight from the heart. It started with pure excitement upon noticing he made it. Then the tongue. A chest pound. Lift the Shirt, show the abs. And Go NUTS with those hips. Do you think he planned these moves or practiced them in the mirror at home? Hell No!! That was straight instinct. In 15 years that kid should still be doing that move in the club. First the Robot, Then the Moonwalk, and now This. The moves are now legendary.

“Drive By” Punch!!! One of a kind

This shit just made my day. What a move!! This must be the new grade school version of a “Drive By”.First you gotta get a good start to build up some speed, Ghost Ride the Huffy, Punch your target in the mouth, Chase down your bike, Hope on, and ride the fuck out. That’s how you deal with a bully right there. I’m willing to bet this wasn’t the first “Drive By” Punch this kid has done. That was too damn smooth. This should be a new internet trend. I’d like to see some more videos like this.

Top Player From Every SEC School in BCS Era

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Last Night I came across a Bleacher Report Article where they listed their Top 10. I liked most of it but of course had my own opinions on it. That and it’s a slow ass day in sports and news.  So instead of redoing their list, I decided to pick the best players from each SEC school in the BCS Era. I mean I can only do so many World Cup posts and I feel maxed out already at 2. So with that being said, lets get back to FOOTBALL. Lets get the comment section going on this one!!

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Another SEC Fan’s Car…Roll Tide Edition

Photos: For $6500, This Car With An Incredible Alabama Themed Interior Can Be Yours, Crimson Tide Fans

Yep, thats the interior of this beauty. Can you guess what the outside looks like? Click Here. Not what you expected huh? I mean it’s still a piece of shit but a teal piece of shit? I was thinking it was going to be all Houndstooth. Not gonna lie, I was pretty disappointed. I did enjoy that state of the art sound system though. I bet that shit is BUMPIN!! And by BUMPIN, I mean Rattling like loose change in your pocket and a speed bump away from catching fire. Oh and what are those 6 x 9’s in the back window? Shit is tight!!! Good thing you got those Amps to push those.  And it’s all yours for the Low Low of $6500!!

 

 

Kid’s Playing with Mom’s Toys…Now That’s a Funny PSA

Bahahahaha!! Didn’t see that one coming. Couple of house wives shooting the shit during a play date pick up and BAM!! Rubbery Pink light-saber and a Mechanical Ass Tickling Sai. ON GUARD!! Love the look on the mother’s faces. Pure terror. Yeah so the lesson is Dad’s lock up your guns and Mom’s lock up your Dildos. I’m not sure which one is more dangerous actually. Smells like a light-saber.

LeBron can go to 90% if the Teams in the East and Still be a Title Contender

First off let me start by saying I’m not a Huge LeBron fan. I am in fact a Huge basketball fan. And there is no denying LBJ is the best player on the planet. I think he could literally go to any team in the league and be a title contender within a year or 2. He’s that good. There is no other player in the NBA that can have that kind of impact. Also, if he were to leave Miami, which I don’t think he’ll do, he would an idiot to leave the Eastern Conference because there is too much competition in the West. So Pick a team? I’ll pick the 5 highest Lottery Teams from the East and list their top players who LeBron could play along side of. Some of these teams could make it next year. A couple other would maybe be another year or another player away.

Cleveland

Lebron, Kyrie,  Andrew Wiggins, Dion Waiters, Spencer Hawes, Tristan Thompson

Milwaukee

Lebron, Jabari Parker, Larry Sanders, Greak Freak, OJ mayo, Brandon Knight

Orlando

Lebron, Oladipo, Aaron Gordon, Tobias Harris, Jameer Nelson, Elfrid Payton and possibly Melo or Love

Philadelphia

Lebron, MCW, Noel, Embiid, Thadius Young, should’ve drafted Zach Levine or kept Poyton, and need  Melo or Love

Boston

Lebron, Rondo, Kelly O, Jeff Green, Marcus Smart, James Young, Sullinger, Gerald Wallace, Bring in Kevin Love

Phone Snatching Prank in the Hood…These Guys are Crazy!!

These two Brown kids have some balls. I take that back they don’t have balls they are fucking idiots. I don’t even like going into the hood, let alone walking up to some black dude and snatching his phone out of his hand. I’m the guy who lock his doors when driving in bad areas. That prank can turn into a death wish in a heartbeat. I don’t think its considered a prank if you die from it right? I mean these dudes in the hood are probably use to people trying to  snatch and grab shit. Did you see those killer instincts those dudes had? Homeboy on the basketball court straight hip tosses the prankster on the pavement. Then those youngsters damn near stomp his ass out after a right jab to the jaw. I think I’d come up with another way to get Internet Famous. But to each his own, idiots.

Douche Move of the Day

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BR – The college football vanity license-plate game has been dominated by the SEC over the past couple of months. Since Auburn defeated Alabama in spectacular fashion in the 2013 Iron Bowl, we’ve seen a ton of one-second themed plates popping up in the south.  The Big Ten is getting in on the action. Here’s an Ohio State fan in Michigan, driving a car with a license plate that pays homage to Urban Meyer. 

What kind of man gets another man’s name on a vanity licence plate? A fucking douche, in all senses of the word. That kind of man. You want to support your team with a vanity plate, ok. I guess. Your still pretty douchey in my books. I’m 110% sure this guy would give Urban Meyer a OTPHJ if he saw him. Without Urban even asking. He’d just walk up and grab his shit. Can’t have respect for a person like this.

Giancarlo Stanton Makes Case For Home Run Derby…Gattis Next?

Earlier today, ESPN’s Jayson Stark reported that Giancarlo Stanton has been very candid about his intentions to represent the National League in this year’s Home Run Derby.

“It would be fun,” Stanton told ESPN.com on Tuesday. “I was unfortunate in 2012. I was, what, half a day from being in one? So it would be fun to get my second chance at it.”

This is fucking great. Unlike those superstar pussies in the NBA, who tend to shy away from the dunk contest, often resulting in mediocre dog shit like this, it’s wonderful to see a guy who HITS 500 FOOT BOMBS get out there and openly lobby to do his thing. I can’t wait.

Stanton being in the Derby is not necessarily a lock; National League Home Run Derby captain Troy Tulowitzki has yet to make his selections, but who wouldn’t want Stanton, a guy who hits about 90% of his home runs in excess of 450 feet (or some crazy shit like that)?

On deck: Evan Gattis. Atlanta’s own Roy Hobbs, former janitor, and all around beast of a man has got to be in this thing. He’s the closest thing we’ll ever see to Josh Hamilton (and we all remember what he did at Yankee Stadium a few years back). He’s having a helluva year at the plate, and is virtually a lock to be in the All-Star game in Minnesota anyways, so why not invite him, Tulo?

I swear, if I have to watch a douche bag like Yasiel Puig, or some non-homerun-hitting nice guy like Michael Cuddyer in this thing over Gattis or Stanton, I will throw feces at my living room walls. You know that flashy horse’s ass Puig will come out there draped in a Cuban flag or some dumb shit. He’s such a prick. Go get another speeding ticket Yasiel.

It’s bad enough that we have to deal with that POMPOUS DICKHEAD Chris Berman (back-back-back-back-please-die) each year; at least put the mashers on display for the whole world to see.

UGA and Notre Dame to Announce Home and Home Series for 2017 & 2019

<b>BULLDOGS:</b> Notre Dame matchup comingAJC – The universities of Georgia and Notre Dame are expected to announce this week they have agreed to terms on a home-and-home football series, according to various reports. Mike Cavan, a special assistant to Athletic Director Greg McGarity and former college football coach, hinted of a “big scheduling announcement” from Georgia later week while appearing as a guest on “The Bulldog Roundtable” radio show on 680 The Fan on Wednesday morning. After the show, its host Buck Belue tweeted that the opponent was Notre Dame. UGA officials have not replied to requests for confirmation. McGarity has confirmed before that Georgia has been in negotiations with Notre Dame — and other major football powers — to play future home-and-home series. Most recently, McGarity was asked about the prospect at the SEC Meetings in Destin last month. “I think it’s an opponent we’ve played, what, one time 1980?” McGarity told reporters then. “For our fans to be able to go up to South Bend, and for our fans to see Notre Dame play between the hedges, I think from a national perspective it’d be off the charts, as far as interest, as far as intrigue. That would be something out of the ordinary that our fans would be very, very excited about.” But when asked then how close they were to striking a deal, McGarity said: “I think we’re just waiting to work through some verbal communications before we have anything in writing.” Georgia and Notre Dame have played just once in football. They met in the Sugar Bowl on Jan. 1, 1981, and the Bulldogs won 17-10 to complete an undefeated season and eventually be named consensus national champions. Georgia is currently in the market for non-conference opponents for the seasons of 2017 and beyond. Stay tuned for more details.

Now that’s how you schedule Non Conference Games. This news gave me a SEMI. I can’t wait to see the Irish come into Sanford to face my DAWGS!! Actually, I’m more stoked to head up to South Bend and visit Notre Dame Stadium. The two teams haven’t played since the National Championship Game in ’81. I’ve heard these rumors for almost a year now. A few of my best friends are die hard Notre Dame fans so I can’t wait for the shit talking to begin. Say what you want about UGA, but they aren’t scared to schedule big name Non Conference games. In the past 10 years Georgia has played Boise State twice, Colorado twice, Oklahoma State, Arizona State, Clemson twice, and of course Georgia Tech every year.